Monday, March 3, 2014

Dog Wanted for Bunny Murder | Monday Mischief


Rudy Kazootie is wanted in connection to the murder of Mr. Rabbit.

Murder victim:  Mr. Rabbit

Witnesses on the scene have come forward stating they witnessed Rudy Kazootie chase down, capture, shake and kill his victim.

 Rudy Kazootie's known aliases:  Two Shoes, Bitey Whitie, Gater Boy, Pretty Boy, Rude Dude.

Don't be taken in by his youthful good look.  Rudy has quite a record with the authorities.  

In 2001 Rudy Kazootie was the suspected leader of the Possum Dog Gang.  

He is well known for his death dance.

Rudy is a blonde Labrador Retriever, stands 28 inches at the shoulder, and weighs 104 pounds.

If you see this dangerous criminal, contact the authorities at For Love of a Dog.  Do not try to apprehend him yourself - particularly if you are a rabbit.  The suspect is fanged and authorities believe he may be a serial bunny killer.


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18 comments:

  1. Certainly a master bunny hunter

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  2. Oh dear, a murderer in the house. Unfortunately, we know what that's like.

    Dear,sweet Jenny once tried to play with a baby bunny she found in her dog pen (incredibly stupid bunny) but she didn't seem to want to kill it - she was tossing it like a stuffie. In this case, the rabbit lived but she was an almost murderer - but then...
    there's the day a small frog did meet it's end in her mouth...poor dude was eaten :(

    Hope she and Rudy don't form a gang; that would be hard on the wildlife that strolls into their yards.

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  3. Uh oh....trouble for Rudy. Well maybe more trouble for local rabbits. LOL

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  4. Poor bunny. My Tucker is also a criminal, wanted for birdie and chipmunk killing. Luckily, no bunnies. Yet.

    --Woofs (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

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  5. Poor Mr. Bunny, I hope the authorities won't be too hard on "Bitey Whitey" when they catch him. He was just doing what comes naturally to him.

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  6. Oh no! I use to have a bunny killer here too. My first Newf use to always find a bunny nest hidden in our wood pile every Spring and he would swallow the baby bunnies whole! It bummed me out so bad!

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  7. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best post I've read all day! Maybe our dogs can gang up and slaughter the bunny population in my back yard. Does he murder mice and rats, too?

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  8. My mom dosn't love a bunny killer, or a chipmunk killer or a birdie killer or a cat killer. I am the cat killer, but only when my mom's not looking. Moms don't understand what's best for us. Have a great day.

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  9. Rudy is being railroaded! I feel certain the rabbit had it coming and he merely acted in self-defense. If we are asked, we don't know a thing!

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  10. Oh no...that's the same gang our Tino was in...possums and bunnies.

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  11. Uh oh, poor Mr. Bunny. Hope the rest of the bunnies have been warned to steer clear of Rudy's hangouts. Has Rudy found a safe place to hide out until the media frenzy blows over? :)

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  12. Rudy, rudy, rudy...I would apprehend you and give you lots of kisses for being too darn cute.

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  13. Holy Milkbones, this stuff makes me nervous! I hope no one posts my mug as a serial wabbit killer since I have murdered over twenty of those hopping creatures. It is what I do but I don't want to go to jail! I will hide you, Rudy! Come to my place!

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  14. :D ... a serial bunny killer!!! ROFLOL Pierson has only killed one bunny so far so he's not a serial bunny killer. But he's killed two birds and a squirrel too. Poor creatures. :0(

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  15. Oooo, he looks like a hardened criminal in that poster! Rita says, "Go Rudy!!! Kill da Wabbits!!!"

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  16. LOL Storm is guilty too. Well she didn't shake the bunny but made sure the hunters got it!

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  17. uh oh! I think Rudy needs to go into hiding LOL

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  18. Oh dear poor bunny!! :(

    Sounds like they're closing in on you Rudy, loving the innocent look, don't confess, there's a chance the evidence will get thrown out buddy!

    Good luck,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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