Showing posts with label #KelseyBethCarpenter. Show all posts
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Saturday, May 21, 2016

Dr Google by Kelsey Beth Carpenter | Dog Song Saturday


We've all done it: headed to Google to check medical symptoms. And now, thanks to Kelsey Beth Carpenter, we've got a song about it!

Today's feature at Dog Song Saturday is Dr. Google and it's a barking good original dog song!  

Carpenter is a Registered Veterinary Technician, a singer/songwriter, and the creator of the clever mime series Things Heard at an Animal Hospital.  She's at home in California with her soulmate, a 6 pound Chihuahua mix named Birdie.

Though the song is a bit silly and a lot funny, Carpenter notes:
Did you know that many animal hospitals have advice lines? Veterinary hospitals like the one I work at allow you to call and speak with a technician with any questions or concerns you may have. Not sure if your pet is experiencing a medical emergency? Call the vet! Wondering if you should use the alternative treatment your friend recommended? Call the vet! Heard a certain pet food was better than another? Call the vet! I think you're getting the idea... We want you to ask questions, to have discussions, and to do research. The more you understand about the problems your pet is experiencing, the more you can be a part of the solution. However, not all advice is good advice, and Google can be a dangerous place when it comes to medical information. We just ask that you check with your vet before making any major decisions about how to care for your pet! :)
Sit. Stay. Relax and get ready to laugh as you enjoy Dr. Google by Kelsey Beth Carpenter.  We've provided the lyrics just in case you'd like to sing along.  Then fetch some more genuine dog song music videos at Talking Dogs.  You'll be surprised at how many we've collected over the past few years.
Dr. Google Lyrics ©Kelsey Beth Carpenter

My breeder told me
Not to vaccinate
My neighbor said that
We should never spay
My groomer doesn't
Recommend flea meds
She read about them
On the Interwebs

You didn't go to Vet School
Nobody even asked you
It's too bad you don't have to
Take a test to have pets
Cause you're giving out advice
But maybe you should think twice
Cause we're dealing with real lives
Just ask your Vet, don't search the web with

Doctor Google, Doc Doctor Google

Down at the pet store
They were telling me
Not to feed byproducts
And always choose grain free
Then my dog trainer
Warned me not to buy
Treats made in China
Or else my dog would die

You didn't go to Vet School
Nobody even asked you
It's too bad you don't have to
Take a test to have pets
Cause you're giving out advice
But maybe you should think twice
Cause we're dealing with real lives
Just ask your Vet, don't search the web with

Doctor Google, Doc Doctor Google

Would you trust
The Internet
To perform surgery
On your beloved pet
I didn't think so
But didn't you know
That you can call us on the phone
To verify what you've been told

You didn't go to Vet School
Nobody even asked you
It's too bad you don't have to
Take a test to have pets
Cause you're giving out advice
But maybe you should think twice
Cause we're dealing with real lives
Just ask your Vet, don't search the web with

Doctor Google, Doc Doctor Google

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Crazy Dog Lady by Kelsey Beth Carpenter | Dog Song Saturday


We're loving today's Dog Song Saturday music video!   Crazy Dog Lady is an original song composed and performed here by Kelsey Beth Carpenter.

Carpenter is a Registered Veterinary Technician, a singer/songwriter, and the creator of the clever mime series Things Heard at an Animal Hospital.  She's at home in California with her soulmate, a 6 pound Chihuahua mix named Birdie.

Crazy Dog Lady has already been added to our personal playlist and is rapidly becoming a favorite.  Carpenter really has a great sense of humor and way with dog loving song lyrics.  

We couldn't help but snicker when we read this:
The secret is out, you guys. "Having a dog is much better than having a boyfriend."  ~Kelsey Beth Carpenter
Sit. Stay.  Relax and enjoy Crazy Dog Lady by Kelsey Beth Carpenter.  We've provided the lyrics just in case you're a crazy dog lady and would like to sing along.  Then fetch some more genuine dog song music videos at Talking Dogs.  You'll be surprised at how many we've collected over the past few years.
Crazy Dog Lady Lyrics ©Kelsey Beth Carpenter

I sent out a Christmas card of just my dog and me
I'll be the first to admit she's in all my selfies
My Instagram and Facebook walls are covered in her face
And if you wanna date me then you better know your place

There is no room
In my bed for you
Cause that's where
My dog sleeps, it's true
And I will never love you like I love her

All my friends are getting married and buying houses
But I'm just busy dressing up my dog in her outfits
My mama is so ready for some grandkids of her own
But I would rather Netflix and chill with my dog at home

There is no room
In my bed for you
Cause that's where
My dog sleeps, it's true
And I will never love you like I love her

You shouldn't be afraid to meet my parents
Cause it's my dog who will have to approve
If you want to get with me plan on sharing
Cause my dog and I come as a set of two

I'm the big spoon, she's the little, that's how it's always been
Having a dog is much better than having a boyfriend
Yeah, I'm the definition of a crazy dog lady
But I don't really care cause I love her and she loves me

There is no room
In my bed for you
Cause that's where
My dog sleeps, it's true
And I will never love you like I love her