Crazy Dog Lady by Kelsey Beth Carpenter | Dog Song Saturday

We're loving today's Dog Song Saturday music video!   Crazy Dog Lady is an original song composed and performed here by Kelsey Beth Carpenter.

Carpenter is a Registered Veterinary Technician, a singer/songwriter, and the creator of the clever mime series Things Heard at an Animal Hospital.  She's at home in California with her soulmate, a 6 pound Chihuahua mix named Birdie.

Crazy Dog Lady has already been added to our personal playlist and is rapidly becoming a favorite.  Carpenter really has a great sense of humor and way with dog loving song lyrics.  

We couldn't help but snicker when we read this:

The secret is out, you guys. "Having a dog is much better than having a boyfriend."  ~Kelsey Beth Carpenter

Sit. Stay.  Relax and enjoy Crazy Dog Lady by Kelsey Beth Carpenter.  We've provided the lyrics just in case you're a crazy dog lady and would like to sing along.  Then fetch some more genuine dog song music videos at Talking Dogs.  You'll be surprised at how many we've collected over the past few years.

Crazy Dog Lady Lyrics ©Kelsey Beth Carpenter

I sent out a Christmas card of just my dog and me
I'll be the first to admit she's in all my selfies
My Instagram and Facebook walls are covered in her face
And if you wanna date me then you better know your place

There is no room
In my bed for you
Cause that's where
My dog sleeps, it's true
And I will never love you like I love her

All my friends are getting married and buying houses
But I'm just busy dressing up my dog in her outfits
My mama is so ready for some grandkids of her own
But I would rather Netflix and chill with my dog at home

There is no room
In my bed for you
Cause that's where
My dog sleeps, it's true
And I will never love you like I love her

You shouldn't be afraid to meet my parents
Cause it's my dog who will have to approve
If you want to get with me plan on sharing
Cause my dog and I come as a set of two

I'm the big spoon, she's the little, that's how it's always been
Having a dog is much better than having a boyfriend
Yeah, I'm the definition of a crazy dog lady
But I don't really care cause I love her and she loves me

There is no room
In my bed for you
Cause that's where
My dog sleeps, it's true
And I will never love you like I love her