Wordless Wednesday: Possom Dog Gang Update

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It's another not so wordless Wednesday here at the For Love of a Dog farm.

Authorities have withdrawn arrest warrants for the three known members of the Possom Dog Gang.  As you will no doubt remember, the Possom Dog Gang was wanted for suspected murder.  The public was urged to approach these individuals with care, since they were fanged and could be dangerous.

A short while ago authorities admitted that the murder victim was not actually dead.  When asked to comment, the local Medical Examiner, Mr. Gary said:  "Beats me."

The public is urged to beware.  The Possom Dog Gang is now wanted for questioning regarding the incident.  It is possible that they may be charged with assault, though authorities admit that evidence is circumstantial at best.

In addition, Possom Dog Gang members are unusually quiet about the incident.  When asked for a public comment, Tucker suggested we speak with Foley Monster, Attorney at Paws.  It's not clear if Mr. Monster is representing the Possom Dog Gang at this time.


We'll keep you updated as more information is available to us.

Possum Dog Gang Wanted for Murder

The Possom Dog Gang is wanted in connection to a suspected murder.  An anonymous tip to authorities led to the discovery of a young, black opossom surrounded by members of this very well known dog gang.  

When asked if the opossom was dead, Chief Medical Examiner, Mr. Gary replied:  "Your guess is as good as mine."  Unfortunately, during the examination of the opossom, the perps took off and outran authorities.  Mr. Gary then removed the body to an undisclosed location.

The following members of the Possom Dog Gang are now sought for questioning.

Shown above is Jeffie, known aliases include:  Jefferson, Jeffbo

Don't let that sweet looking face fool you.  Just look at those teeth and have a chat with the UPS driver.

 

Shown above is Tucker.  Known aliases include:  Sugar Lips, Butt Boy

Previously thought to be in retirement.  Tucker has a juvenile record for assault on a canine and fraternizing with felines.

Shown above is Rudy.  

Known aliases include:  Kazootie, Two Shoes, Bitey Whitie, Gater Boy

Don't be sucked in by his youth.  Rudy is the suspected leader of the Possom Dog Gang and he is famous for his death dance.

Also suspected to be a member of the Possom Dog Gang is 

Lucy, shown above.  Aliases include:  Handmaiden, Goosy, Sweet Pea

Previous arrests for snake slinging and bird assault.  Often been seen in the company of Possom Dog Gang members.

If you should see any of these individuals call the authorities.  Do not try to apprehend them yourself.